Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
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A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
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iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
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Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
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We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
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Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.
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I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
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The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
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An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be theĀ Appalachian.
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If you’re good at speaking French you can parlez that into a good job.