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Pun of the Day

05/08/2024 · No comments

Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?

 

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/07/2024 · No comments

A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.

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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/07/2024 · No comments

iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!

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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/07/2024 · No comments

Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.

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05/06/2024 · No comments

We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/06/2024 · No comments

Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/06/2024 · No comments

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/05/2024 · No comments

The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/05/2024 · No comments

An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be theĀ Appalachian.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/05/2024 · No comments

If you’re good at speaking French you can parlez that into a good job.

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