I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!
Pun of the Day
Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
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When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
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In frontier times, the town of Arial, Nebraska, was suffering mayhem. It was sans sherif.
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The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
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My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’