The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
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Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
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Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
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Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
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Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
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What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
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NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
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Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
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What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.