When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
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Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
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The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
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What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
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I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
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For articles about celebrities kissing in public, consult WikiPDA.
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Obsessed with albino swine?
You might have a pig-mentation problem.
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The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
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Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.