A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.
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People in Reykjavik, aka I slanders, are the most libellous.
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My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.
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Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
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Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
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I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]
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Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
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A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
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Becoming an expert nipple-tweaker is a trial-and-areola process.
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Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.