I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
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If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
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The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
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Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?
Yes, she’s an athena.
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A government that despises the people is democritic.
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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
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Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
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My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!