Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
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People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?
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The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
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George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
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NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
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Which animals have a sense of déjà vu? Herbivores.
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Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
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Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
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Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
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NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!