Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
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Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.
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What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
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NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
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Donkeys are smart. They have a lot of brayin’ power.
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A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
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If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
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A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
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Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.