Rotterdam is a flood risk.
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Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
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When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
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How do statues get rid of sore throats?
By gargoyling.
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Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
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How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
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I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
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Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
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Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
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Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.