Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
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Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
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Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
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I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!
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I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
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You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!
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Anyone who believes in communist ideology has sickle logical problems.
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Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
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Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.