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Pun of the Day

10/04/2021 · No comments

Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?

Gnome Chompsky.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2021 · No comments

I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

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(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/01/2021 · No comments

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/25/2021 · No comments

I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!

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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/24/2021 · No comments

I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/23/2021 · No comments

You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!

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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/21/2021 · No comments

Anyone who believes in communist ideology has sickle logical problems.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/19/2021 · 1 comment

Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags dogs, shopping, supermarkets, tech 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/18/2021 · No comments

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/16/2021 · No comments

Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags franz ferdinand, history, war, world leaders, world war one Leave a comment
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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