They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
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They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
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Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
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The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
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Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
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Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
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I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
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Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
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if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
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In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.