Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.
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Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
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Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
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You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
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Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
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Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
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Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
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Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
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Who are the angriest people?
The Irish!
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In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.