Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
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Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
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Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
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Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
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Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
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Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
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Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
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Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
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Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
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When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.