Wide men can’t jump.
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Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
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I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
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When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
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The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
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Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Galileo.
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Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
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How does a cannibal greet his guests?
Knife to eat you!