Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
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Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
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The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
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Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
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When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
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The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
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We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
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I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
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How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
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I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
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I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.