I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
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What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
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Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane.
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Salt puns are just sodium.
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Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
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Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’?
Indeed – say ink Roy apple!
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Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
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After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
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In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.