I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.
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McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena
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Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.
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Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
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If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
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NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
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The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
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Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
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As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
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These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.