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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA
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Dear Pun Gents, my choir is getting t-shirts and I need a good pun to adorn them (high school-appropriate, please) ~Jac, Bay City
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Dear Pun Gents, we are selling a 2011 Yearbook for Glenridge Middle School. Something catchy and fresh! Please and thank you. ~Irma, Winter Park, FL
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a jug curling tournament. Our friend’s team is called Nice Jugs. Something provocative would be great. ~Ryan, Ottawa, ON
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Dear Pun Gents, my friends and I from work are doing a 5k. Along with the running there are “obstacles from hell.” It is called the warrior dash. ~Tara, Lufkin, TX
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a PeepToe shoes competition. ~Sydney, Australia
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun about partying dinosaurs. Something work-appropriate, please. ~Stacia, Athens, GA
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Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL
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