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Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please. ~Andrea
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
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Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen
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Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
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Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL
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Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
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Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX
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Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California
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Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR
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