Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
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Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.
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I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
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They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.
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The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
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Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.