Donkeys are smart. They have a lot of brayin’ power.
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A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
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Which animals have a sense of déjà vu? Herbivores.
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What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
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Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
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My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
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Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
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When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.