Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
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Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
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Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
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I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
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In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
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My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
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I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
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If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
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Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.
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In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.