They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
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What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
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I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
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There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
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What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
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NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
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What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
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I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
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An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
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In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.