There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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bodily functions
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Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
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Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
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The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
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That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
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Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
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Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
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If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
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Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
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Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!