Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
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bodily functions
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Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘
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Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
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Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
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Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
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I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
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What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
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Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
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Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
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Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.