Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Pun of the Day
bodily functions
Pun of the Day
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
Pun of the Day
A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
Pun of the Day
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
Pun of the Day
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Pun of the Day
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Pun of the Day
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
Pun of the Day
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Pun of the Day
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.