When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
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bodily functions
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I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
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What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
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Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
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Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
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The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
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They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
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Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.