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PURRFECTION

09/05/2013 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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YOU AUTO KNOW

08/24/2013 1 comment
Dear Pun Gents, we need CAR HELP: Our current slogan is “Get the Car Help You Need.” We are an auto repair shop in Eugene, Oregon. ~Leni, Eugene, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. You Auto Know
  2. Get it, Ride Away
  3. The Not So Grim Repair [Grim Reaper]
  4. The Auto Body Experience
  5. Smoke a Sick Car [Smoke a cigar]
  6. Give an Engine, Take a Mile
  7. I Promise Oil Change!
  8. The Wheel Deal
  9. Roads From the Dead
  10. The Mechanic Mecca
  11. The Fix is In
  12. Get your Fix
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

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HUBBA CHUBBA

07/13/2013 No comments
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pound Zero
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Weight to Go
  4. Chubhub
  5. Hubba Chubba
  6. Highway to Health
  7. Sweat It Is
  8. The Sweatiest Thing
  9. Slim Chance
  10. Shed Happens
  11. Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
  12. The Mass Occurs
  13. Calorifornication
  14. Gastrict Dieting
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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DR. MEMENTO

02/13/2013 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dr. Memento
  2. Collectobull Market
  3. Call Collect
  4. Collection Connection
  5. You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
  6. C-Bay
  7. Memorabble
  8. Trinket or Treat
  9. The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
  10. The Complete Set-Match Point
  11. The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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LAYOUT ON THE COUCH

01/24/2013 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please.  ~Andrea

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Coucho Marks
  2. Designer Couch
  3. A Couch of Class
  4. Luck of the Draw
  5. Layout on the Couch
  6. Sofa SoGood
  7. Hot Sit
  8. Illustratosphere
  9. PayPalette
  10. Pantonemime
  11. GoTo Shop
  12. Logoland
  13. Poster-IT
  14. Visual Eyes

 

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

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DIRECT SIZZLES

09/18/2012 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

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THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH

03/10/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sit Your Buttress Down
  2. Come Get Pilastered
  3. The Bar Bican
  4. The DramBridge
  5. Get Your Moater Running
  6. Redoubtful Renovation
  7. We’re All Out of Stockade
  8. Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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MATCHISMO

09/25/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
  2. Looking to get lady?
  3. You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
  4. Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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