Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Florists work for peonies.
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New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.
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Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
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The outdoor landscaping industry is controlled by the Camorra mafia. It’s a mow Napoli.
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Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
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My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
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Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
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You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
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Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.