I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
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business
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My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
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I don’t understand the Financial meltdown of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.
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Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.
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Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
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Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
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In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
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I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.