cats

Pun of the Day

12/15/2021 2 comments

I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/30/2018

An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.

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Puns on Demand

PURRFECTION

09/05/2013 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

05/30/2013 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)