What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
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Pun of the Day
The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
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DIRECT SIZZLES
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Slumberinas
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- Sultrysts
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
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Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
Pun of the Day
The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.
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THE SLURPER BOWL
Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants. Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tight Ends [too obvious]
- Poonters
- Hut Slots
- We Touch Down There
- No Cuddle Offense
- Line of Rimmage
- Third and Long