Is it true that those who polish their own wood never catch veneereal disease?
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When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
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If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
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Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
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Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
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They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
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My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
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Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
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The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
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They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.