What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
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What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
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All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
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Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
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If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
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Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
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Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
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When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
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They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
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Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.