Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
Pun of the Day
furniture
Pun of the Day
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
Pun of the Day
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
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CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.