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Pun of the Day

08/05/2024 · No comments

If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/29/2024 · No comments

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

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Pun of the Day

03/07/2024 · No comments

Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/21/2023 · 1 comment

Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bamboo, furniture, insults 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

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It’s easy to libel an Icelander.

12/30/2020 · No comments

It’s easy to libel an Icelander.

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Pun of the Day

04/22/2020 · No comments
The Pun Gents don’t mind if you criticize their jokes, but they won’t tolerate ad homonym attacks.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/16/2013 · No comments

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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