My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
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For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
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The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
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Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
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In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.
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The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
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Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.
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If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
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If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?