What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’
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Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
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Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
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Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
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Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
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Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
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Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
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Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
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How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
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My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.