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Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
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The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
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Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
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Many orphanages are a ward winning.
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Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!
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After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
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My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
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When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
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FETE ACCOMPLI
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia
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