I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
Pun of the Day
languages
Pun of the Day
How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
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I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
Pun of the Day
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
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The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
Pun of the Day
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
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I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
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A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.
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Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
Pun of the Day
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!