Why did the millionaire skip his usual joyride on his quadramaran?
Because he had a strong sense of four-boating!
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leisure
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The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
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My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
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When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
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I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
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Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
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#DASHTAG
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- #Dashtag
- #Scavengeance
- #ScavengeIsSweet
- #HuntingPuns
- #AttilaTheHunt
- #Scaviar
- #foundaquarter
- #25nonsense
- #the25thpercentfile
- #quartercenturions
- #aginglikeafindwine
- #finderstweeters
- #quartersearch
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Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.
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XBO 2010
Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard
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Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!