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Pun of the Day

03/21/2024 · 1 comment

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags americans, divorce, donald trump, marriage, us politicis 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/13/2024 · No comments

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags battle of the sexes, customs, marriage, weddings Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/12/2023 · No comments

My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags axes, divorce, marriage, trees Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/18/2022 · 1 comment

All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, current events, marriage, relationships, sports 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/14/2022 · No comments

The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, death, drowning, marriage, necrophilia Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/17/2019 · No comments

Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags chastity, fornication, marriage, relationhips Leave a comment
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Pun of the Day

03/15/2019 · No comments

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/11/2014 · No comments

If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags laissez faire, marriage, sociology Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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