Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Pun of the Day
marriage
Pun of the Day
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
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I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
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When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
Pun of the Day
My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.