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Pun of the Day

12/07/2025 · No comments

Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister

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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

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12/06/2025 · No comments

They made a movie about Soviet censorship: The Hunt for Redactober.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/05/2025 · No comments

In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?

A: “Admiral Ackbar!”

 

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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/23/2025 · No comments

I regretted my sex change. They’re making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/17/2025 · No comments

When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.

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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/31/2025

It’s Sparta the job description…

Sword to your mother

Categories Pun of the Day Tags 300, memes, movies, sparta, this is sparta
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/29/2025

Shoulda taken the elevader?
https://imgflip.com/i/2bbkqw

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Pun of the Day

08/18/2025 · No comments

I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/20/2025 · No comments

They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/01/2025 · No comments

Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.

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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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