Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
Pun of the Day
politics
Pun of the Day
VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.
Pun of the Day
A government that despises the people is democritic.
Pun of the Day
My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!
Pun of the Day
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
Pun of the Day
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
Pun of the Day
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Pun of the Day
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
Pun of the Day
Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
Pun of the Day
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.