Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
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poo jokes
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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
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God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
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Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
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Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
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Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
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They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
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There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
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A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”