Puns on Demand

WORK-LAUGH BALANCE

11/02/2017 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun related to my area of writing and speaking — Humor in the Workplace — that might serve as a blog title or a chapter title in a book. It could related to any sub-themes related to the benefits of humor, such as ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ or ‘Humor boosts productivity and sales’ etc. ~Mike, Canmore, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Work to Laugh, don’t live to work
  2. Work-Laugh Balance
  3. Be Sure Your Job Ha-Has Benefits
  4. New Business Juggernaut? We Call it Giggle.
  5. The Benefits of Laughter? Just Giggle It
  6. Snickering really satisfies you
  7. Guffawlow the Leader
  8. The Pun is Mightier
  9. ROFL has ROI
  10. Can’t Wait to Get to the Ha-Hawffice
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Puns on Demand

WHO ARTED?

08/21/2016 No comments
Dear Pun Gents, I need a long list of short, clever names for a company that sells cool artwork with lots of clever puns and fun word play. ~Scott
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
  1. Art Day’s Night
  2. Who Arted?
  3. Arty Har Har
  4. How Great Thou Art
  5. Piece Be With You
  6. Edge Cetera
  7. Etch Cetera
  8. Signonyms
  9. O Pun Minded
  10. SWordplay
  11. Drawma
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/19/2007 No comments

NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?

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Pun-Off

Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns

05/16/2007 No comments

Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns

Read Pat’s first-person reportage from the 2007 Pun Off in Austin, Texas (National Post)


Most puns are just pointless yawn sequiturs. For example: tree puns are not very poplar. Gambling puns are real eye-rollers. Puns about radio frequencies should be band. Video games? No pun nintendo’d! Food puns are hard to take in ingest, and liver puns taste awful — who cares if they’re full of irony! Chicken puns are fowl, obviously, and puns about dismembered cows are absolutely a tear a bull. Islam puns are so offensive, they give me koranaries. So no mo’hammeding it up. And midget puns? Simply the lowest form of humour. The joke’s on me though: as a punster who is also Roman Catholic, I’m pretty much guaranteed never to have sects!

(25 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)