They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
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While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
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I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
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I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.
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There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
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If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.
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I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
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When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.
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I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
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Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.