Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
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Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
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If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it’s because it’s a butt mint.
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Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
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Many missile aneus parts are required to launch a rocket up your butt.
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How did the illiterate tyrant sign his name?
‘X marks despot.’
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Calm people are mellow dramatic.
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Welcome to oh-nein, the year of the nihilist!
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They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
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What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.