Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
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Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
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I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
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Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
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Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
Pun of the Day
The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
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I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”